This is quite possibly my favourite gif I have ever seen
DC Superhero Original Art Series - Created by Anthony Genuardi
You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle.
It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page.
The thing has engines in it’s wheels.
IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS.
See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010.
Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology.
That means the bitch repairs itself.
Oh and that badass window and windshields?
It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive.
White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it’s motherfucking color to whatever you fucking want.
THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE.
why don’t they hire tumblr bloggers to do the commercials i will never know
I hate driving but hot damn I would live in that car
actual german compound nouns:
Staubsauger (vaccuum cleaner, literally “DUST SUCKER”)
Vorhang (curtain, literally “HANGS IN FRONT”)
Wasserkocher (kettle, literally “WATER BOILER”)
this is why german is the best
I read all of these in Thors voice
Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever
bring me the booty
M I K A S A
S A S H A
R I V A I L L E
E R E N
G U N T H E R
J E A N
K R I S T A
R E I N E R
E R W I N
B E R T H O L D T
H A N J I
M A R C O
A R M I N
C O N N I EYOU MOTHERFUCKERS I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA SAY KYOJIN